themad-hattar:

klainebowsandquirrelmort:

moriens-der-lyset:

ask—-corruptedcuriositycore:

blainedapperson:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

solveitwithchocolate:

thorstartsofpop:

badwolflaurel:

highfunctioningsociopathsh:

arosynose:

timelordy-teganbreann:

therandommistress:

especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

I THINK I’M LAUGHING TO AVOID SCREAMING

BRB MAKING A SOUND LIKE AN INJURED MOOSE

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST—

I DON’T EVEN—-

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

NOKIA

WH-

WH-

I..I JUST..

NEVER BUYING ONE OF THESE

EVER

JESUS IS THAT WHAT THEY MAKE CELL PHONES OUT OF THESE DAYS

THE TORTURED SOULS OF THE DAMMNED

OH SO THE REAL REASON PEOPLE CAN’T GET OFF THEM IS BECAUSE THEY’RE POSSESSED

SOMEONE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT

THAT’S WHY NOKIA PHONES NEVER DIE

THEY ARE PURE EVIL

WHAT THE

FOREVER

YOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

ASDFGHJKL WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. HOLY GOD.

Fairly sure that was Photoshopped, but WHO THE FUCK CARES?! I’M NEVER FUCKING SLEEPING AGAIN! NOR WILL I EVER USE AND/OR LOOK AT A CELL PHONE AND/OR MICROWAVE.

OH MY GOD

(Source: manwithpenis, via justcallmewes)